fatwink:

what do you mean boyfriends are real

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

excellent answers, thank u friends

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2treehill:

WHEN U DO A THING AND UR LIKE WHY DID I DO THE THING

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